THE MODERN MINT BLOG

Nov03

Where Have all the Herbicide Loving Gardeners Gone?

We recently read a wonderful essay by comedian Stewart Lee, who tried to answer the question ‘Where have all the right wing comedians gone?’ A fantastic question, and one that has inspired us to ask something similar – where have all the herbicide loving gardeners gone?

(For those of you interested in finding out where all the right wing comedians are, Stewart Lee comes to the conclusion you cannot be a clown, a fool, without being at the bottom of the societal rung. How can you show the foibles of the worker if you are the Boss? You can’t, because when those in authority begin making fun of those lower than themselves, it becomes an act of arrogance and a misuse of power. As a comic, you can only ever be ‘punching upwards.’ He concludes that you can be a right wing newspaper columnist with a few aggrandised comedic turns of phrase – think Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Littlejohn – but by putting their thoughts into print media they distance themselves from any sense of shame. You cannot be stood in front of people, in the heart of the fire, telling them how victorious you are. Because comedy doesn’t work without the tragedy.)

Read ‘Where Are All The Right Wing Stand-ups?

Herbicide Haters

Monty Don is a fully paid up organic gardener. I have never heard Lia Leendertz speak about using poisons on her allotment. John Walker, Val Bourne and Bob Flowerdew are beacons of light for organic gardening.

Herbicide Lovers

TheĀ most important figure in the garden media without a blanket ban on toxins in the garden is the RHS. Here is their policy:

The RHS believes that avoiding pests and diseases by good practice in cultivation methods, cultivar selection, garden hygiene and encouraging or introducing natural enemies, should be the first line of control. However, garden chemicals can be effective tools if used correctly and in a discriminating way when other methods fail.

It would be interesting to see them put a ban on all herbicides and garden chemicals. Having to use imagination and skill to tackle problems in the garden without recourse to poisons might be just the limit needed to get gardeners thinking and innovating. Or at the very least, we might start judging plants and insects and whether they are in the right or wrong place with a little more empathy. The other herbicide loving gardener is the retail outlets who sell the products. The garden centres, the hardware shops, even the supermarkets…

You won’t see any Ā herbicide on the shelves at Modern Mint. Having now discovered most retail outlets and the RHS don’t have a ban on using herbicides, where else in the garden media is there to look for a fight? The monster, it tuns out, is much more difficult to beat.

Gardeners Who Use Herbicides

“I had to use glyphosphate when I first started clearing my plot- I had no choice.”

“I do not like to use glyphosate either but I could not garden if I did not take drastic action.”

“Glyphosate is regarded as “safe” and I think it prob is when used with care.” (See this article – Glyphosate is probably carcinogenic.)

“I don’t like using glyphosate either so save it for situations where nothing else will (be the) answer.”

“Many people on my allotment site are very anti any weed killer, and generally I am too…. When not overrun by bindweed.”

You can find these statements on gardening forums on the internet. We think it isĀ shocking thatĀ people have an understanding of the anti-herbicideĀ cultural zeitgeist, yet still they convince themselves it is fine to use them when they thinkĀ no other options are available.

That is when you get the statement “I know this is wrong, but…”

We think more than a gardening education is needed. A course on dealing with bindweed, nettles, couch grass et al will give people the necessary tools to get rid of them from the garden. But what good is this technical skill if the spiritual and emotional viewpoint is undernourished – the understanding that time and patience in the garden is a virtue, and thatĀ all the animal and vegetable matter within it needs to be treated with respect and care?

It is this type of garden education, to run alongside the learning of plant names and techniques for dealing with weeds, that is needed.

Only then, when we have a nation of gardeners who say, “I know this is wrong, so I won’t do it…” that we will have to work really hard to discoverĀ where all the herbicide loving gardeners have gone.

Jun30

Article In Topiarius Magazine

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I recently wrote a piece for Topiarius magazine, the flagship publication of the European Boxwood & Topiary Society – of which Modern Mint is both a member and big supporter. Check out the EBTS here. They frequently run courses and talks too, so worth keeping an eye on. Below is the piece I wrote about the tools I use when making topiary and pruning trees…. Darren’s Piece In Topiarius Magazine I use Okatsune Secateurs, which I started pruning with when working on a large orchard in Hampshire. My Felco’s were too difficult to open with cold hands, but the chunky …

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May20

Art In A Topiary Garden

Just inc are you are free in the following dates in June, you can visit my mentor Charlotte Molesworth’s topiary garden… Check out the dates the garden is open here. And you can of course join both Charlotte and I for a topiary workshop in the garden in July, as well as September. Hope to see you there!

Apr30

Nunki Weeder In The Newspaper

The Nunki weeder has been talked about by Jane Perrone in the newspaper (the Guardian, if you are interested. At the weekend.) She said this about our lovely weeding tool… “Getting on top of annual weeds such as hairy bittercress and speedwell can be tedious. The Nunki weeder has a curved blade that allows for precision work around plants….” There you go – a weeder for precision work, not an avocado destoner as someone once said to me. Take a closer look at the Nunki weeder now.